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Who wants a laugh?

JesterP99

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I was in Harris Teeter today and some guy that was in my graduating class saw I had a firearm. His reaction:

"Whoa, Dude, is that a pistol?"

I replied, "Yes, it is my personal firearm."

"Cool, go First Amendment, Man."

"I think you mean Second Amendment." *face bash into shopping cart*

That guy walked out of there with his head hung bellow his ***** for that stupid remark. It was certainly a LULZ!! moment.


Jester

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Snazuolu

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Forest
I was in Harris Teeter today and some guy that was in my graduating class saw I had a firearm. His reaction:

"Whoa, Dude, is that a pistol?"

I replied, "Yes, it is my personal firearm."

"Cool, go First Amendment, Man."

The f#*K?

"I think you mean Second Amendment." *face bash into shopping cart*

That guy walked out of there with his head hung bellow his balls for that stupid remark. It was certainly a LULZ!! moment.


Jester

hey, a friend of mine i went to school with is supposedly a fireman up in charlottesville. you know a guy named jeremy?
 

Jay

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The f***?

"I think you mean Second Amendment." *face bash into shopping cart*

That guy walked out of there with his head hung bellow his **** for that stupid remark. It was certainly a LULZ!! moment.


Jester

Jester although it is a great story and funny at that.. Could you re-edit it a little. The reason is this a public forum which can be read by women and "children".
 

.40S&W

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earth
At least he supported you. You push those people away and all you have left are the antis. Do you really want that.
 

Outdoorsman1

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Jester although it is a great story and funny at that.. Could you re-edit it a little. The reason is this a public forum which can be read by women and "children".

^^^^^^^ + 1

When I first read the title I thought this was gonn be a joke thread..... So here goes...

A man walked into a church and asked the pastor if he would please pray for his hearing...
The simpathetic pastor replied in a loud voice that of course he would and proceeded to say a prayer...
After he finished he asked the man if the prayer helped his hearing...
The man replied that he did not know because his hearing was not until next week....

Outdoorsman1
 

eamelhorn

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To outdoorsman1 im a pasotor and thats a good 1
Kinda like the old women I visiyed in the hospital,no teeth and real pld, there was a big bowl of peanuts by her bed, I started eating them and when I got up to leave I said Oh my I ate all your peanuts, she said thats ok all I can do is suck the chocolate off em
 
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