I think we can all agree that Space Nazis must all die. Well, I don't know about those liberals among us. They might just want to hold hands and sing kumbaya at them. This might actually work, I mean, it'd probably scare the life right out of me if I had been hiding on the moon for the last 70 years. But I'd rather just vaporize the moon, ya know, to be safe.
I think that is enough about my presidency for now.
As for Obama, well, need I really say any more? I mean, it's Obama. There's a million and one ways he could destroy the world. And whichever he picks is totally going to be random. He'll probably just do something utterly silly, like accidentally fart in Putin's general direction. Obviously, with Obama's insanely powerful farts, Putin will mistake this as an attempt on his life through a biological warfare. The only reasonable response would be to counter with nuclear force. And there goes the world, turned into a giant ice skating rink for the space Nazis and Belgians from Mars.