In other news: The FBI has issued a terrorism alert, warning businesses and individuals that terrorist now have a new favorite method of payment! Two dollar bills. Yes, you heard that right. Terrorists are now using two dollar bills as payments. The idea was sort of a password, a way to let other terrorists know who they are without arousing suspicion. Fortunately, the ATF quickly identified this new trend and has alerted the FBI.
All jokes aside, seems like a good idea.