I apologize sarcasm is sometimes hard to be sure of around here so i try to treat comments ar serious unless overly obvious otherwise
Whenever I read a post, or anything on/from the internet, I imagine the voice of Ben Stein reading it.
On a side note, an emergency call from my house would go something like this:
Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency?
Me: No emergency. Someone broke into my house.
Dispatcher: Is the suspect armed?
Me: Not anymore.
Dispatcher: Is the suspect still in the home?
Me: Yup, he's still here.
Dispatcher: Are you and your family safe?
Me: Oh yeah, we're safe.
Dispatcher: I've dispatched units to your location.
Me: Great! Tell them there's no need to hurry.
Dispatcher: I thought the suspect was still in the home?
Me: Oh, he's still here. I don't think he'll move until the coroner gets here to pick him up...........