Christopher
Regular Member
Posted on craigslist personals:
To the guy who mugged me downtown (downtown, Savannah)
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded i hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You alsoasked for my girlfriends purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your
pants when i drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, i was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
My girlfiend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holsterfor it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking pack towherever you came from with that brown sludge flopping around in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your
shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of
calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your
card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then i threw the wallet itself
in a dumpster.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your next bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down
the line, and i've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so i don't know whats going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut
off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it, oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that i was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so i'd like to make it up to you.
I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so i would like to help you out. I would like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.
What brand sis you use, and what is liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home
humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!
To the guy who mugged me downtown (downtown, Savannah)
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded i hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You alsoasked for my girlfriends purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your
pants when i drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, i was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
My girlfiend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holsterfor it that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking pack towherever you came from with that brown sludge flopping around in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your
shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of
calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your
card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then i threw the wallet itself
in a dumpster.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your next bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down
the line, and i've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so i don't know whats going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut
off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it, oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that i was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so i'd like to make it up to you.
I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so i would like to help you out. I would like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.
What brand sis you use, and what is liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home
humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!