Last week, Delegate Fariss said:
"Those of us schooled in the 12 commandments want to keep the Sabbath Holy"
Well Matthew, I didn't go to church yesterday because I already know how many commandments there are!
This week, the VCDL Alert said:
Senator Stuart says that the freedom to have a loaded long gun in a vehicle is not a Second Amendment issue, but I strongly disagree with that. What good is an unloaded gun? The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to keep and bear unloaded guns.
Well Philip or whoever, The second amendment isn't about only allowing a small group of special people having the right to keep and bear loaded weapons either.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
One unlicensed truck a roaring.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two black long guns for bearing.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three 30 round magazines a waiting.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Class 3 handguns for carrying.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five hand made dirks a nicking.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six bottles of 'shine for drinking.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven dogs a baying.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight delegates not considering.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine anti advocates lying.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten orgs promising.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven lawyers for choosing.
And on the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve felon's Golden Ruuules.....and a state[strike]farm[/strike]room of my own.
Merry Christmas
(a little late) from your General Assembly
(our true love as seen above).
P.S. Lobbyists are invited to sit directly on the glass spire at the top of the Christmas tree.....no I insist you first