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Al-Zarqawi

ilbob

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It seems he has finally gone to meet his maker. I suspect he will not be pleased with the accommodations.
 

longwatch

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Makes my day hearing this.
So Zarqawi is follows the bright light and gets to the end. There he sees George Washington, who says 'I can't belive what you did to my countrymen' and starts to beat the hell out of him. In time Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, George Mason come along and also beat start to beat him, followed by many more of the founding fathers. This beating goes on for a few thousand years, when St Peter happens by. Zarqawi asks him, 'I thought I was supposed to get 72 virgins when I died in jihad, what happened?'
St Peter replied, 'Oh you misheard, you get 72 Virginians when you kill Americans.'
 

VApatriot

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longwatch wrote:
Makes my day hearing this.
So Zarqawi is follows the bright light and gets to the end. There he sees George Washington, who says 'I can't belive what you did to my countrymen' and starts to beat the hell out of him. In time Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, George Mason come along and also beat start to beat him, followed by many more of the founding fathers. This beating goes on for a few thousand years, when St Peter happens by. Zarqawi asks him, 'I thought I was supposed to get 72 virgins when I died in jihad, what happened?'
St Peter replied, 'Oh you misheard, you get 72 Virginians when you kill Americans.'
You beet me to posting that one,but itis just what that murdering SOB deserves.:X:p
 

SFC Stu

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Glad to see this happen. It's Bush's FAULT that he is dead! ha ha

SFC Stu
 

DoubleR

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Well, now they're saying he was still "kicking" when the Cavalry got ther after the AF dropped the couple of "Big Ones". It was said that - "He mumbled something, but it was indistinguishable and it was very short." That must have been the part about the Virgins:D. I'd like to see if a Virginian was in the vicinity:shock:.
 
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