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This is a work in progress but a nice letter like this from a "criminal organization" to companies that ban guns to perhaps make them see "the light"
This is a work in progress but a nice letter like this from a "criminal organization" to companies that ban guns to perhaps make them see "the light"
I hope you all see the sarcasm in this letter!Criminals for Gun Control wishes to thank you for your recent banning of all guns on your establishment, we have taken note of your stance on firearms and now makes you a high priority target for our criminal membership. So we can asses your business profile could you please fill out the following questionnaire:
Do you keep money in a safe or in the register?
Do you have any hot employees or children on the premises? (our rapist contingent likes to know these things)
How long does it take for the police to arrive at your location?
Thank you very much for your time - and we appreciate that you make our job easier and much less stressful by banning firearms at your establishment(s) as we know the only people who follow your stupid rules - arent criminals.
Sincerely
Thugmaster C."