how to stop mass shootings

[sudden valley gunner]

But unpeaceable assembling would be OK? Or even dissembling?

BTW, I love that people here have a sense of humor & can take off & run with something like this.

They try that every May day in Seattle.....

 

[mikeyb]

Here are some facts*

2% of all murders are committed utilizing black clothing.
98% of all murders wearing black clothing have multiple black garments on at the time of the murders.
100% of all black-garment wearing shooters obtained garments without a background check.
100% of all black-garment wearing shooters, at the time of the shooting, were able to wear black clothing, despite repeated requests from parents (mothers in particular) to wear "something nice."

Obviously this serious situation needs attention. Therefore, OA will be establishing, for the security of our nation, a new department to be overseen by the Department of Homeland Security- with oversight from the Attorney General's office- the world's first ever fashion police. The United States Required Clothing Uniform Necessity Team will be led by Tim Gunn, with Under Secretary Heidi Klum. Other positions will be filled when the filming is finished for the upcoming season of "What Not To Wear." USRCUNT has the explicit power and authority to detain you for fashion infractions. They will have the authority to search closets, confiscate clothing, and treat any person wearing socks with sandals as a serious violator.


*facts are made up.

 

[ron73440]

Here are some facts*

2% of all murders are committed utilizing black clothing.
98% of all murders wearing black clothing have multiple black garments on at the time of the murders.
100% of all black-garment wearing shooters obtained garments without a background check.
100% of all black-garment wearing shooters, at the time of the shooting, were able to wear black clothing, despite repeated requests from parents (mothers in particular) to wear "something nice."

Obviously this serious situation needs attention. Therefore, OA will be establishing, for the security of our nation, a new department to be overseen by the Department of Homeland Security- with oversight from the Attorney General's office- the world's first ever fashion police. The United States Required Clothing Uniform Necessity Team will be led by Tim Gunn, with Under Secretary Heidi Klum. Other positions will be filled when the filming is finished for the upcoming season of "What Not To Wear." USRCUNT has the explicit power and authority to detain you for fashion infractions. They will have the authority to search closets, confiscate clothing, and treat any person wearing socks with sandals as a serious violator.


*facts are made up.

If you wear socks with sandals, I'm scared of you, because obviously you have no concept of right and wrong.