HEY! wait a second! hold the phone all you UK haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can still own firearms in england!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so long as its a single shot bolt action rifle! or even the evil shotguns! as long they stay at the "hunt club.!" and can be retrieved at anytime by the Goverment! and you can pass the background check and DNA sample and and biometric data computer thingy and are not tall, short, have any kind of bad body odor, which i think is reasonable, i mean do you really want someone who stinks to be owning guns or for heaven sakes shooting near you? you become distracted and accidently shoot someone?
and what legal purpose could you posably have for owning a knife? i mean we they have sporks! why by god do you ever need, or want to cut something! hell the have child safe scissors! those are pretty safe as long as you register, serial number, have a scissor lock with a key,and are willing to have armed "bobbies" come inspect your scissor at anytime, without notice, just to make sure it locked up when not in use. also there will be a strict 1 scissor per house, and i scissor lifetime limit!.
so c'mon with all this common sense law why shouldn't they restrict knives, think of the children!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some poor kid might require a band-aid, and with sky rocketing medical bills any common sense rule or law could only benefit the children!!!!!!!!!!
in fact i think i am moveing to london, screw america, i want my goverment to tell me how safe i am and take care of my every need, at least in england you don't have all these wackos and nutjobs just carrrying around HANDGUNS ON THEIR HIPS LIKE JOHN WAYNE! just yesterday i saw one of these sickos BUYING A CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!!! he just walked in and, picked it up and paid for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the he looked at me and said have a nice day!!!! i fainted dead away!
yup, here i come england! i feel safer already!
