Glock9mmOldStyle
Campaign Veteran
Why bother sending troops? Just drop Golcks on the enemy.....
Yes you are correct. I have 3 of them in the house and they must be kept in a special vault at all times! The upside is if the zombies ever attack I can place them spaced 120 degrees apart on an emptied out rotating spice rack with 33rd stick mags installed and let them do the work for me while the family and I hide in the "vault".
I mean there are safety recalls all the time on them, at least a hundred a day. Oh and google the millions of actual videos of these things blowing up and levitating around the country side killing (never just flesh wounds) their owners and anyone else within 500 hundred miles (which is the effective range of all malfunctioning Glocks).
Sarcasm off now - carry on
I thought Glocks went off even when not loaded....?
Yes you are correct. I have 3 of them in the house and they must be kept in a special vault at all times! The upside is if the zombies ever attack I can place them spaced 120 degrees apart on an emptied out rotating spice rack with 33rd stick mags installed and let them do the work for me while the family and I hide in the "vault".
I mean there are safety recalls all the time on them, at least a hundred a day. Oh and google the millions of actual videos of these things blowing up and levitating around the country side killing (never just flesh wounds) their owners and anyone else within 500 hundred miles (which is the effective range of all malfunctioning Glocks).
Sarcasm off now - carry on