Once upon a time, there was an Ogre, but a kind and gentle Ogre, who was accused of scaring Billy Goat Gruff.
Since this happened in a public place with security cameras, the Ogre thought it a simple task to show he didn't do anything to Mr. Gruff, but call him an Old Goat.
Alas, the camera footage was looked at and then destroyed.
After a very long argument it was decided the Ogre was to write down his reasons he wasn't guilty of unlawful scaring and file it under the bridge by a certain date.
When that date came and the Ogre went to the bridge, no one was there so he left it as directed by bridge law.
The next morning the Harbor Masters assistant said it wasn't there even though the doors were still locked.
A handsome videographer said, "No problem, they have security cameras", so the handsome videographer filed an FOIA for the video.
Th next day, the Handsome Videographer got an urgent request for an extension by the Harbor Master saying....we don't know how to use the security system. We may have to bring the Smurf's that made it to view the footage.
The handsome Videographer said "There are legitimate reasons to exempt yourself from the law but being stoopid isn't one of them".
I'll read more of this Ferry tale tomorrow:lol:
Since this happened in a public place with security cameras, the Ogre thought it a simple task to show he didn't do anything to Mr. Gruff, but call him an Old Goat.
Alas, the camera footage was looked at and then destroyed.
After a very long argument it was decided the Ogre was to write down his reasons he wasn't guilty of unlawful scaring and file it under the bridge by a certain date.
When that date came and the Ogre went to the bridge, no one was there so he left it as directed by bridge law.
The next morning the Harbor Masters assistant said it wasn't there even though the doors were still locked.
A handsome videographer said, "No problem, they have security cameras", so the handsome videographer filed an FOIA for the video.
Th next day, the Handsome Videographer got an urgent request for an extension by the Harbor Master saying....we don't know how to use the security system. We may have to bring the Smurf's that made it to view the footage.
The handsome Videographer said "There are legitimate reasons to exempt yourself from the law but being stoopid isn't one of them".
I'll read more of this Ferry tale tomorrow:lol:
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