Craziest thing you have heard While you were Oc'ing

[MKEgal]

She then asks in that same little voice "are you the Po Po"

[rant] Why is it some adults cannot manage to speak like adults, & instead use baby talk? "Da po-po"?? What, you can't get your mouth around the word "police"?? It's the same number of syllables, and easier to say. [/rant]


The funniest thing I've heard so far happened last night at Home Despot. I'd gone past an associate 3 times, the last time piloting a cart with something large & heavy, and he offered to help me load it in the car, then asked "what's with the..." and gestured to my hip.

Me: self-defense
him: oh, I just wondered (flags down another passing associate) Hey, look here - the first woman I've ever seen packing!

We had a nice little conversation for several minutes. He seems to be highly in favor of armed self-defense. BTW, neither of them seemed the least little bit alarmed, nor did anyone else in the store.

 

[Shotgun]

BTW, neither of them seemed the least little bit alarmed, nor did anyone else in the store.

Based on your experience, and that of some others, one is tempted to conclude that the "alarm" is mostly experienced by a few of the "armed but alarmed" police officers.

 

[bnhcomputing]

Based on your experience, and that of some others, one is tempted to conclude that the "alarm" is mostly experienced by a few of the "armed but alarmed" police officers.

Right on there, +100

 

[Mlutz]

Was asked tonight, "Is that real?" Got to use the line, "It wouldnt do me much good if it wasnt." Who ever posted that earlier, Thank you.

 

[bnhcomputing]

Him: "Dude, what's up with the piece?"

Me: Piece?

Him: "Yea, whats up with the gun?"

Me: Oh, for a minute there, I thought you were talking about her (the associate who came in the door with me).

LMAO

 

[Mlutz]

Him: "Dude, what's up with the piece?"

Me: Piece?

Him: "Yea, whats up with the gun?"

Me: Oh, for a minute there, I thought you were talking about her (the associate who came in the door with me).

LMAO

I like that, was she cute?

 

[Motofixxer]

I just had the best comment so far. I was at a local restaurant called Fazoli's, maybe you have heard of it. I was standing there grabbing my tray of food. And there is a lady standing next to me grabbing her To Go order. As I turn around to walk away at the same time she does, I pause to let her walk past and she says "And thank you for your service." I just smiled and started walking away, since she was walking away too. I thought it was comical, apparently she thinks only cops carry guns.

 

[tronson]

craziest thing ever heard while oc from a cop "thank you for excersizing your rights. I won't be bothering you."