I originally decided my life was more important than my job, but after hearing the words, "Hold it, we have to search you", reality set in fast. All male supervisors were for some reason not available, so the female there told me, "pat yourself down". :
at:: :
at:: "Clean!", I proclaimed, and then walked away (with a huge guilty grin on my face).
Now, if I need to defend myself, it will just have to wait 3 minutes until I can find one of them deep concealment holsters (crotch / underwear holsters).