carracer
Regular Member
So... do the pirates in Somalia actually talk like pirates? If not then can they really be pirates. I submit that they are not unless they have at least one among their group that has at least one of the defining pirate attributes: peg leg, hook for hand, patch over eye, parrot on shoulder or muzzle loader pistol in belt (may have a sword as a substitute). Also must say "Arrgghh!"
Without these pirate attributes they are just your average thugs on watercraft and should be dealt with by just eliminating them on sight. Real pirates should be given the pirate trial and the choice of punishment being made to walk the plank or swing from the highest yard arm. I doubt the Somalia thugs even know what a yard arm is.
I know there has been previous threads regarding "Pirate Tags" and "Pirate Carnival Cruises", but, really haven't seen any progress toward this. I keep asking Idaho Fish and Game if tags are available but they keep directing me to the endangered species act and wolves.
I have been preparing for the Zombie apocolypse however it seems like Pirates may become a reality sooner. In preparation for this I am outfitting my single man inflatable fishing pontoon with my Mini-14 by making a swivel mount that will fit in the oar lock on either side. Of course my 1911 with hollow points is always with me. Should these Somalian "Pirates" invade the Boise River or Lucky Peak Reservoir I will be prepared!
Without these pirate attributes they are just your average thugs on watercraft and should be dealt with by just eliminating them on sight. Real pirates should be given the pirate trial and the choice of punishment being made to walk the plank or swing from the highest yard arm. I doubt the Somalia thugs even know what a yard arm is.
I know there has been previous threads regarding "Pirate Tags" and "Pirate Carnival Cruises", but, really haven't seen any progress toward this. I keep asking Idaho Fish and Game if tags are available but they keep directing me to the endangered species act and wolves.
I have been preparing for the Zombie apocolypse however it seems like Pirates may become a reality sooner. In preparation for this I am outfitting my single man inflatable fishing pontoon with my Mini-14 by making a swivel mount that will fit in the oar lock on either side. Of course my 1911 with hollow points is always with me. Should these Somalian "Pirates" invade the Boise River or Lucky Peak Reservoir I will be prepared!
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