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Makes my day hearing this.
So Zarqawi is follows the bright light and gets to the end. There he sees George Washington, who says 'I can't belive what you did to my countrymen' and starts to beat the hell out of him. In time Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, George Mason come along and also beat start to beat him, followed by many more of the founding fathers. This beating goes on for a few thousand years, when St Peter happens by. Zarqawi asks him, 'I thought I was supposed to get 72 virgins when I died in jihad, what happened?'
St Peter replied, 'Oh you misheard, you get 72 Virginians when you kill Americans.'