You don't need a gun! Act like a dog

[Harper1227]

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slightly off topic but interesting

http://www.pawnation.com/2009/10/27/woman-wards-off-burglar-doing-dog-impression/


A potential case of breaking and entering this week was thwarted by one woman's barking and pretending.According to the Associated Press, a woman in Athens, Georgia reportedly scared away an intruder from her home late Saturday night with some canid improv. Her antics included "scratching at the door and acting like a large dog," the AP reported.Whether or not the woman actually did arf-arf [/i]her way to safety is unknown; the police report of the incident didn't specify barking as one of her tactics.

 

[RockyMtnScotsman]

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burglar probably thought she was crazy as hell and there's no telling what crazy people will do

 

[architect]

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Yeah, I've been practicing making the sound of a pump action shotgun with my mouth!

 

[zack991]

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architect wrote:

Yeah, I've been practicing making the sound of a pump action shotgun with my mouth!

I am trying to think hard enough with my mind to make a criminal turn into a pink mist.

 

[eyesopened]

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architect wrote:

Yeah, I've been practicing making the sound of a pump action shotgun with my mouth!

A stapler works better :lol:

 

[AWDstylez]

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architect wrote:

Yeah, I've been practicing making the sound of a pump action shotgun with my mouth!

Funnier if you're into cars, but it's what your comment reminded me of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coH3WGSkAU

 

[Alexcabbie]

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Even better, imitate the hilbilly in the movie "Deliverance" (when he confronts Ned Beatty) and say out of the dark:

"YEW LOOK JES' LAHK A HAWG, BOY!" :what:

 

[PrayingForWar]

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OK, and now after said scumbag (assuming he can read, and will read the article) finds out what happened, he'll be even more determined by shame to commit his crime and whatever else. She better get something that barks semiautomatically.

 

[The Atomic Ass]

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eyesopened wrote:

architect wrote:

Yeah, I've been practicing making the sound of a pump action shotgun with my mouth!

A stapler works better :lol:

Get a Swingline. Quality. :lol:

 

[AvianP]

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Thats it! Now I can just throw away all my guns!

 

[david.ross]

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eyesopened wrote:

architect wrote:

Yeah, I've been practicing making the sound of a pump action shotgun with my mouth!

A stapler works better :lol:

For some reason I think of Milton from Office space... "You have my sta-p-ler-"

 

[Bull Frog]

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AvianP wrote:

Thats it! Now I can just throw away all my guns!

Toss them my way, with fishing line. I need big caliber fishing weights for the derby this weekend. Yeah! If the catfish can't catch a 'Gator, then mamma must be wrong!