Zombie cows & other related trivia

[thx997303]

Old McDonald had a cow.........his wife divorced him.

Any cow is better than no cow at all...........bull!

Wait a second, she didn't divorce me, she's still dealing with my udder absurdity. Lol

Seven years later, and so it goes..... like a zombie cow....

 

[Citizen]

Wait a second, she didn't divorce me, she's still dealing with my udder absurdity. Lol

Seven years later, and so it goes..... like a zombie cow....

Hi THX!!

 

[thx997303]

HI CITIZEN! I still exist apparently lol.

 

[Grapeshot]

What sound does a zombie cow make?
Boooooo.

What sound does a Damnocrat zombie cow make?
Booooo maaa baa.

What dance does a zombie cow do?
The zombie mamba.

 

[solus]

(in a soothing gentle voice)

G R A P E....time for your meds...be good and take them for the nice membership...that's a good grape ~ swallow...

 

[Grapeshot]

Zombie cow relative at all modern ice hocky rinks: the Zamboni

Ever wonder why the ice is milky?

The game (hocky) is not unlike zombie warfare.

 

[Grapeshot]

(in a soothing gentle voice)

G R A P E....time for your meds...be good and take them for the nice membership...that's a good grape ~ swallow...

You're not the regular nurse...........are you?

 

[sudden valley gunner]

You're not the regular nurse...........are you?

Better regular than irregular....

 

[Grapeshot]

Better regular than irregular....

Old solution - irrigate. Grow much rice.

 

[solus]

You're not the regular nurse...........are you?

(snapping the wrist of the rubber gloved bear paw of a hand)...nawwwllll!!

ipse

 

[Citizen]

(snapping the wrist of the rubber gloved bear paw of a hand)...nawwwllll!!

ipse

Ipse bovinus moooooot.

Ahahhahahahahhahahahahaaa!!

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1. Now, that has got to count double! Combining Latin, with a sig line, with Old English. C'mon! At least double!! Please, please, please, can I count that as double?

2. Don't ask what prompted me to hunt up a (9?) year old thread. Even if it is about undead, never-dying zombie cows. Don't ask what I stumbled across on the internet that reminded me of OCDO's most celebrated, longest-lasting, never-dying thread.

 

[Citizen]

Hey! It just occurred to me!

This thread has gone almost two years without a post.

Reset!! All previous puns are cancelled!!

Start all over again!

America's love for beef and dairy shall never die!!

 

[Grapeshot]

I would congratulate the OP, but you have already done that.

 

[Citizen]

I would congratulate the OP, but you have already done that.

Done? I like mine done medium rare.

But, only well-aged. So well aged that one could say, (wait for it) never dying. Timeless. Undead.

 

[countryclubjoe]

Great to see an old thread resurrected and with some great members however some don't come around much anymore, exempli gratia, SVG, SOLUS

Kudos to the fine OP, aka Citizen, for not requesting said thread be " Closed".. Clearly OP, understands the value of keeping threads open so as to resurrect at a later time.... I miss SVG and SOLUS

Now OP, please, " give me new stuff to think about, I'm HUNGRY! LOL

Regards
CCJ

 

[Citizen]

Great to see an old thread resurrected and with some great members however some don't come around much anymore, exempli gratia, SVG, SOLIS.

Kudos to the fine OP, aka Citizen, for not requesting said thread be " Closed".. Clearly OP, understands the value of keeping threads open so as to resurrect at a later time.... I miss SVG and SOLIS..

Now OP, please, " give me new stuff to think about, I'm HUNGRY! LOL

Regards
CCJ

Oh, thanks. But, I wasn't the OP.

There has been a thread split. The original thread was something along the lines of "Lehi Police Encounter" by a very likeable young fellow. Something to do with his neighbor's cows. The thread drifted and finally somebody made the connection between cows and zombies. The there it grew into OCDO legend.

Along the way, Grape locked the old thread and split off to this thread.

Here it is, the original thread:

http://forum.opencarry.org/forums/showthread.php?47225-Lehi-PD-encounter&highlight=Lehi

 

[countryclubjoe]

Oh, thanks. But, I wasn't the OP.

There has been a thread split. The original thread was something along the lines of "Lehi Police Encounter" by a very likeable young fellow. Something to do with his neighbor's cows. The thread drifted and finally somebody made the connection between cows and zombies. The there it grew into OCDO legend.

Along the way, Grape locked the old thread and split off to this thread.

Here it is, the original thread:

http://forum.opencarry.org/forums/showthread.php?47225-Lehi-PD-encounter&highlight=Lehi

Either way, you get the credit for the resurrection thereof... Sadly, I suspect the original OP is no longer contributing?

I vote keep all threads open, until the discourse becomes "uncivil or veers off the topic"..

My .02
CCJ

 

[countryclubjoe]

The original op, has not posted since 9/19/15..

???? Wonder why

CCJ

 

[Citizen]

FOUND IT!!

It was the haiku master, Jim675, who turned a funny thread into an undying thread. See post #79 in the original thread. Referring to THX's cow problem, Jim wrote:

Before they sign a treaty with the zombies!

Thanks, Jim. This one's for you:

Frozen, we watch in
Horrified fascination,
Undead zombie cows.

 

[Va_Nemo]

Just got this one from TV.

Its better to be calm, cool and collected
than hot, stinky and rejected.

[video]http://i.imgur.com/xCw4TO7.gif[/video]