Tomahawk
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As long as you're fairly certain you'll never run into this guy in your chain of command somewhere there's no reason not to tell him to get bent. Anonymity is a great thing.
Like the time some bigwig called my avionics work center at Cherry Point and the saltiest Lance Corporal in the shop picked up the phone. This was in the days before caller ID was standard; the phones at the Point were all unsecured and if you dialed the wrong number you had no idea who you weretalking to.
The officer/SNCO/whatever on the other end of the line asked a question in an angry tone of voice which was easily loud enough for us all to hear the tone several feet away, and LCpl Salty said "I don't have a clue. You've got the wrong number, chump."
Well, Angry Voice clearly wasn't happy with that judging by the stream of profanity streaming out of the receiver, which finally wound up with, "DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?"
LCpl Salty: No, do you know this is?
Angry Voice: NO! WHO IS THIS!
LCpl Salty: <click> hangs up phone
We laughed so hard for a half hour we almost threw up.
As long as you're fairly certain you'll never run into this guy in your chain of command somewhere there's no reason not to tell him to get bent. Anonymity is a great thing.
Like the time some bigwig called my avionics work center at Cherry Point and the saltiest Lance Corporal in the shop picked up the phone. This was in the days before caller ID was standard; the phones at the Point were all unsecured and if you dialed the wrong number you had no idea who you weretalking to.
The officer/SNCO/whatever on the other end of the line asked a question in an angry tone of voice which was easily loud enough for us all to hear the tone several feet away, and LCpl Salty said "I don't have a clue. You've got the wrong number, chump."
Well, Angry Voice clearly wasn't happy with that judging by the stream of profanity streaming out of the receiver, which finally wound up with, "DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?"
LCpl Salty: No, do you know this is?
Angry Voice: NO! WHO IS THIS!
LCpl Salty: <click> hangs up phone
We laughed so hard for a half hour we almost threw up.