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"Fargo to FEMA: F*** off!"
The only thing better would be if they'd actually kicked FEMA out of the county, with a standing order to arrest or shoot on sight if they returned.
FEMA was only worried about their ongoing Katrina-esque PR problem if the levees broke and people died. They didn't care one bit about the homes and businesses that would be destroyed if the people of Fargo didn't stay there to sandbag and fight back. If they'd evacuated the town and everything had been destroyed, well, hey!, that's just a lot more business for FEMA: more grants, funds, and programs to manage. More equipment to give to the best beggers. More uninhabitable trailers to distribute. Thousands of man-hours spent creating new contingency plans where the local government agrees to a larger role for FEMA in any future crises.
Feed 'em fish heads.