Chuck Norris would Killem all, LOL
They would get me eventually but I would make then regret it. Weapons might also get employed in that situation, fight or flight mode.
Heheh, I can see the news interviews now about the several deaths:
Main stream media reporter: "What happened?"
Protester: "Well this big guy was thumping some protesters who were attacking him.. Then a protester hit the big guy with a stick and the big guy pulled out a gun."
MSM reporter: "And that's when he killed all those people, right?"
Protester: "Welllll, not exactly."
MSM reporter: "What happend, then?"
Protester: "Somebody yelled that the big guy had a gun and panic broke out. A foul stench arose in the air."
MSM Reporter: "Foul stench?"
Protester: "Yes, it was disgusting."
MSM Reporter: "What was this foul stench?"
Protester: "Well you have to remember. All of us protesters are, you know.. liberals."
MSM Reporter: "Sure, but what does that have to do with the foul stench?"
Protester: " Well as soon as someone mentioned "gun" most of us soiled ourselves."
MSM Reporter: "and that's when the big guy opend fire, and killed all these protesters, right?"
Protester: "No, not quite."
MSM Reporter: "Well when DID he kill all these protesters?"
Protester: "Well he didn't actually shoot anyone."
MSM Reporter: "Then what happened here? How did he kill them?"
Protester: "well remember, we're liberals and we soiled ourselves upon hearing the word "gun". After that, we all tried to run away. There was so much poop on the ground that several people slipped and were trampled to death."
MSM Reporter: "So how many people did the big evil gun owner kill then?"
Protester: Well, none. He never even pointed his gun at anyone. I think maybe he was going to but he got a phone call and left.
MSM Reporter: What? He got a phone call and left? who called him?
Protester: It was Chuck Norris. Mr. Norris was watching on a live news feed. He asked the big guy to meet him for a few beers.
MSM Reporter: So the big evil guy with the gun didn't pull the trigger or even point his gun? All the protesters were trampled to death by their own people, and the big guy had beers with Chuck Norris?
Protester: Yep, that's what happened.
MSM Reporter: There you have it folks. proof that a big, gun toting evil man killed several innocent protesters. When will the government ban guns so we can be safe?