riverrat10k
Regular Member
Had to take my wife to the er this week. Sucked.
An hour in, a woman brought the treatment consent form for her to sign. Wife was puking non-stop. I said give me the clipboard. The woman complied and started waiting around for me to sign it. Just above the signature line was a the phrase " I have read all the above---blah blah blah. The woman had placed the fifth page for signature on top of the other four pages. I said she has not read this how can she sign. Puke, Puke, puke. I told the woman I might sign after reading the entire thing and possibly consulting an attorney.
I left the treatment room and started reading the document, lining through and initialling in various areas. I mentioned to the woman that it was wrong to try to get someone to sign a legal document when they are in medical distress, could I please speak to an admitting supervisor. After a while, a snotty little woman showed up. I again expressed distress that they were trying to get a woman to sign a 5 page document while she was puking her guts out. I stated that under the EMTALA, or whatever it is, that aren't they required to treat anyone who walks in the door and complains (even though I don't necessarily agree with the law). She seemed taken aback, and said "you don't have to sign it" and I did not. Signed the discharge ppwk at 1:00 am though.
Well, now the gun part. Here it is copied from the form.
14. Other Acknowledgements.
b) Weapons/Explosives/Drugs I understand and agree that if the hospital at any time believes there may be a weapon, explosive device, illegal substance or drug, or any alcoholic beverage in my room or with my belongings, the hospital may search my room and my belongings located anwhere on hospital property, confiscate any of the above items that are found and dispose of them as appropriate, including delivery of any item to law enforcement authoriites.
The woman had left by the time I got to this paragraph or I would have *gasp* caused a "scene". Not sure if waiving your constitutional rights to self defense has any legal validity. I started writing in "as long as hospital agrees to provide 24 hour protective service to patient and will pay for any harm that comes to said patient due to hospital witholding any means of self-defense" but it was late, I was tired, and I was not and did not sign the damn thing anyway.
Funny as hell anyway, as I had two concealed guns and two knives on me the whole time. I was bulging all over. Every pocket had something in it. Glad to have them as some drugged out dude wandered through looking for someone and was eventually escorted out. Security (Richmond PD) did walk through the area after I sent the first peon running for the supervisor.
*rant off*
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An hour in, a woman brought the treatment consent form for her to sign. Wife was puking non-stop. I said give me the clipboard. The woman complied and started waiting around for me to sign it. Just above the signature line was a the phrase " I have read all the above---blah blah blah. The woman had placed the fifth page for signature on top of the other four pages. I said she has not read this how can she sign. Puke, Puke, puke. I told the woman I might sign after reading the entire thing and possibly consulting an attorney.
I left the treatment room and started reading the document, lining through and initialling in various areas. I mentioned to the woman that it was wrong to try to get someone to sign a legal document when they are in medical distress, could I please speak to an admitting supervisor. After a while, a snotty little woman showed up. I again expressed distress that they were trying to get a woman to sign a 5 page document while she was puking her guts out. I stated that under the EMTALA, or whatever it is, that aren't they required to treat anyone who walks in the door and complains (even though I don't necessarily agree with the law). She seemed taken aback, and said "you don't have to sign it" and I did not. Signed the discharge ppwk at 1:00 am though.
Well, now the gun part. Here it is copied from the form.
14. Other Acknowledgements.
b) Weapons/Explosives/Drugs I understand and agree that if the hospital at any time believes there may be a weapon, explosive device, illegal substance or drug, or any alcoholic beverage in my room or with my belongings, the hospital may search my room and my belongings located anwhere on hospital property, confiscate any of the above items that are found and dispose of them as appropriate, including delivery of any item to law enforcement authoriites.
The woman had left by the time I got to this paragraph or I would have *gasp* caused a "scene". Not sure if waiving your constitutional rights to self defense has any legal validity. I started writing in "as long as hospital agrees to provide 24 hour protective service to patient and will pay for any harm that comes to said patient due to hospital witholding any means of self-defense" but it was late, I was tired, and I was not and did not sign the damn thing anyway.
Funny as hell anyway, as I had two concealed guns and two knives on me the whole time. I was bulging all over. Every pocket had something in it. Glad to have them as some drugged out dude wandered through looking for someone and was eventually escorted out. Security (Richmond PD) did walk through the area after I sent the first peon running for the supervisor.
*rant off*
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