Brass Magnet
Founder's Club Member
I thought a lot of these were pretty funny!
Ron Paul once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got one.
Ron Paul's been shot at but the "Pro 2A bullets" refuse to hurt him.
When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
Ron Paul was the OBGYN that Delivered Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes; he kills them with his bare hands.
Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
Ron Paul doesn’t need to tie his shoelaces; they tighten up out of fear.
Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in ’88….twice.
The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.
When Ron Paul was married, Thomas Jefferson was his best man.
Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
Ron Paul knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Ron Paul doesn’t take steroids; steroids take Ron Paul.
Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What would Ron Paul Do?”
Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with “orange”.
When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
Ron Paul is in talks with ABC to produce a new show..."Extreme Makeover: Country Edition."
Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
Good: Old Doc Paul's Constitution Salve. Bad: Fast Rudy OBomney's Preemptive Suppositories.
Ron Paul does not drive a car. The earth rotates in accordance with wherever Ron Paul wants his car to be when he steps out of it.
The price of gold is pegged to Ron Paul's "good cholesterol" level.
Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ron Paul.
Ron Paul delivered over 4,000 babies; all on time, as promised, and under-budget, unlike the Post Office.
Dr. Ron Paul isn't a Dr. of Optometry, but he has the power to cure political blindness.
Ron Paul went to a “conservative arts” college.
The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
Ron Paul can strike out a batter in two pitches.
Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
Ron Paul put the sword IN the stone.
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.
Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some sense into him.
Michele Bachmann may be the only woman running for president, but it's also notable that Ron Paul is the only MAN running for president.
Ron Paul could make soccer interesting.
Ron Paul has a natural non-stick, Teflon coating.
The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Ron Paul.
Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.
Ron Paul's constituent particles are free to go at any time, but stay together by unanimous mutual consent.
Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald eagles nesting in his chest hair.
...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here."
Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
Man can live on Ron Paul alone.
Ron Paul is able to leap tall stacks of congressional legislation in a single bound.
In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.
Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
Ron Paul taught his old dog new tricks.
Chuck Norris and Ron Paul were once WWE Tag Team Champions.
While playing poker, Ron Paul once drew five of a kind.
Ron Paul once had an arm-wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to agree to wear his underwear outside his pants.
If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Ron Paul.
Ron Paul once shook hands with King Midas; nothing happened.
Ron Paul has a 10-hit combo move known as "The Bill of Rights".
Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress; he's never screwed America.
Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
Plenty more at http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/
For REAL facts visit http://www.ronpaul2012.com/
Ron Paul once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got one.
Ron Paul's been shot at but the "Pro 2A bullets" refuse to hurt him.
When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
Ron Paul was the OBGYN that Delivered Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes; he kills them with his bare hands.
Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
Ron Paul doesn’t need to tie his shoelaces; they tighten up out of fear.
Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in ’88….twice.
The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.
When Ron Paul was married, Thomas Jefferson was his best man.
Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
Ron Paul knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Ron Paul doesn’t take steroids; steroids take Ron Paul.
Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What would Ron Paul Do?”
Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with “orange”.
When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
Ron Paul is in talks with ABC to produce a new show..."Extreme Makeover: Country Edition."
Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
Good: Old Doc Paul's Constitution Salve. Bad: Fast Rudy OBomney's Preemptive Suppositories.
Ron Paul does not drive a car. The earth rotates in accordance with wherever Ron Paul wants his car to be when he steps out of it.
The price of gold is pegged to Ron Paul's "good cholesterol" level.
Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ron Paul.
Ron Paul delivered over 4,000 babies; all on time, as promised, and under-budget, unlike the Post Office.
Dr. Ron Paul isn't a Dr. of Optometry, but he has the power to cure political blindness.
Ron Paul went to a “conservative arts” college.
The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
Ron Paul can strike out a batter in two pitches.
Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
Ron Paul put the sword IN the stone.
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.
Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some sense into him.
Michele Bachmann may be the only woman running for president, but it's also notable that Ron Paul is the only MAN running for president.
Ron Paul could make soccer interesting.
Ron Paul has a natural non-stick, Teflon coating.
The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.
Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Ron Paul.
Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.
Ron Paul's constituent particles are free to go at any time, but stay together by unanimous mutual consent.
Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald eagles nesting in his chest hair.
...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here."
Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
Man can live on Ron Paul alone.
Ron Paul is able to leap tall stacks of congressional legislation in a single bound.
In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.
Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
Ron Paul taught his old dog new tricks.
Chuck Norris and Ron Paul were once WWE Tag Team Champions.
While playing poker, Ron Paul once drew five of a kind.
Ron Paul once had an arm-wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to agree to wear his underwear outside his pants.
If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Ron Paul.
Ron Paul once shook hands with King Midas; nothing happened.
Ron Paul has a 10-hit combo move known as "The Bill of Rights".
Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress; he's never screwed America.
Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
Plenty more at http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/
For REAL facts visit http://www.ronpaul2012.com/
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