sudden valley gunner
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The folks in an old pioneer town see an Indian on top of a ridge and he yells, 'hey you no good, squaw raping, disease ridden , baby killers come get me.'
The town sends Jethro over the ridge but only the horse comes back. So they send two guys but again only their horses return. So the Mayor sets up a posse of 10 men none return except, one guy barely alive being dragged with his foot in the stirrup. He shouts "Don't go its a trick there are two of them!".
A pioneer family was traveling west when they come across a native man laying face down in the middle of the road. They asked the man "what are you doing?"
He replies, "2-horses, canvas covered wagon, Man in black hat, woman in purple polka dot dress, 3 children in the back"
The pioneers are impressed and they exclaim " You can tell all that by listening to the ground!"
"No, ran over me two hours ago"
The town sends Jethro over the ridge but only the horse comes back. So they send two guys but again only their horses return. So the Mayor sets up a posse of 10 men none return except, one guy barely alive being dragged with his foot in the stirrup. He shouts "Don't go its a trick there are two of them!".
A pioneer family was traveling west when they come across a native man laying face down in the middle of the road. They asked the man "what are you doing?"
He replies, "2-horses, canvas covered wagon, Man in black hat, woman in purple polka dot dress, 3 children in the back"
The pioneers are impressed and they exclaim " You can tell all that by listening to the ground!"
"No, ran over me two hours ago"