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Zombie cows & other related trivia

Decoligny

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thx997303 wrote:
ATTENTION MEMBERS OF OCDO UTAH FORUM!

WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE COWS ARE DRIVEN BY RELIGIOUS FERVOR!

THE ONE THEY CALL holy cow HAS BEEN COMFIRMED TO BE THEIR PROPHET!

WE MUST BE EVER MORE DILLIGENT TO PROTECT AGAINST THE ZOMBIE COW RELIGION!

LOL!
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Grapeshot wrote:
Citizen wrote:
Grapeshot wrote:
chillidogs wrote:
funny. Why are you scared?
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LOL - You noticed that to did you.

Yata hey
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Why doo you always chip in about these points? :)
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To give you something destructive to do. :)

Yata hey
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Wait a minute. You broke the unspoken rule. I got "doo" and "chip"(s) into the discussion, and you didn't even indirectly acknowledge it.

Boy oh boy. What's up with that? Am I gonna haveta find somebody else to make puns at? :):p
 
thx997303

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That's udderly appaling.

You better hoof it back here and exchange puns with Citizen.

Cud you can see I'm not that good at it.:)
 
Grapeshot

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Citizen wrote:
Grapeshot wrote:
Citizen wrote:
Why doo you always chip in about these points? :)
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To give you something destructive to do. :)

Yata hey
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Wait a minute. You broke the unspoken rule. I got "doo" and "chip"(s) into the discussion, and you didn't even indirectly acknowledge it.

Boy oh boy. What's up with that? Am I gonna haveta find somebody else to make puns at? :):p
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See how worrisome you are. You just sit there on your puns and worry it.

BTW - you spoke the unbroken rule, Does that mean it is broken if nobody was there to hear it. :cool:

Yata hey
 
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If you put your puns in an oven, what would you get, grasshopper?

Hot crossed puns, what else? So if I told you to stove it, would you? :)

I must be getting tired - that was kinda a seven day effort, wasn't it. :?

Guess I'll fall back and pun(t).

Yata hey
 
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I was gonna ask why you crapped yourself...looks like others beat me too it.

LOL
 
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Founding father George Mooshington says ....
Let them eat Steak!

1 if by bake, 2 if by grill.
The BBQ are coming , the BBQ are coming. To arms, To arms!

But haven't seen any leather clad bovine jokes yet.:cool:
Or is there a fatwah against the chickens.
 
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thx997303 wrote on another thread:
SNIP I do agree that the right to life should and does include self defense.
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Hey!! I just realized something!

Since zombies are un-dead, they are not alive and have no right to self-defense. This means that a pre-emptive eradication campaign against zombie cows would be LEGAL!!!!
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SlackwareRobert wrote:
SNIP...haven't seen any leather clad bovine jokes yet.:cool:
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Until you mentioned it, there was har'ly any reason to.

But, since you've brought it up...

Mootorcycles and zombie cows? Hmmmm.

Obviously the preferredbike would be a Cowasaki.

Would they have a Rolling Thunder ride? Or, would they prefer instead to play Cowboys and Indians?
 
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