Zombie cows & other related trivia

[thx997303]

ixtow, I had forgotten about that little messed up word.

 

[thx997303]

Who was the person that hated it when I revived this thread?

 

[Kevin Jensen]

Who was the person that hated it when I revived this thread?

Probably me, you zombie cow lover.

 

[Utah_Patriot]

Laughs

Questions 8014487574

 

[JoeSparky]

Probably me, you zombie cow lover.

So were you calling him a zombie who loves cows or a lover of zombie cows?

 

[Citizen]

Hey! The zombie cow thread has been revived! Udderly stupendous! Lets milk it for all the fun we can before a moderator mooves in with criticism that it behooves us to spend our time more wisely!

But what to write? I am caught on the horns of dilemna.

Oh, yes! I know what we need! Haiku! Zombie cow thread haiku!


Bovine undead thread--
Necroposting--too much fun!
It feeds on our play.



Terror cow's malice
Showing in her red-tint eye
I run for my life



Pile on guys! Five syllable, seven syllables, five syllables. Its easy. Rhyming not required.
Where's Jim675? He's pretty good at this.

 

[Lasjayhawk]

This is bad guys. Very bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY&feature=player_embedded

That's the best reason for a 100 round drum yet!

 

[davidmcbeth]

OP thread OLD

 

[scorpioajr]

Lehi PD encounter

OP thread OLD

Very old thread, however:

...a threat still!

 

[Citizen]

Very old thread, however:

...a threat still!

Its alive! Its alive! The zombie cow thread lives!!

Muhahahahahaha!!!

No, no.

Moohahahahaha!!!

 

[Citizen]

Omigosh! I just discovered where the zombie cow thread-drift started. I remembered this thread was hilarious, so wen't cruising through posts just for fun.

And, then I found it--the exact point zombie cows came into it.

It was Jim675!! Check it out. Page 4, post #79.

 

[davidmcbeth]

Its alive! Its alive! The zombie cow thread lives!!

Muhahahahahaha!!!

No, no.

Moohahahahaha!!!

LOL ..

But really, I hunt cows .... they are a shrewd and dangerous beast. Ya have to creep up on them ... but their meat is tasty.

 

[Citizen]

LOL ..

But really, I hunt cows .... they are a shrewd and dangerous beast. Ya have to creep up on them ... but their meat is tasty.

Well, then, it behooves you to be udderly careful.

A zombie-cow hunter can't be too careful. How careful must he be? Dairy take the field without artillery and air-support?


(That's part of the thread game--making cow related puns.)

 

[papa bear]

i know this is an old thread so i didn't read the whole thing. but, did you say you couldn't carry off your property?

 

[Kevin Jensen]

(That's part of the thread game--making cow related puns.)

I was udderly disgusted to see this beef revived. MOO <--- (That's how a cow says BOO)

 

[Citizen]

I was udderly disgusted to see this beef revived. MOO <--- (That's how a cow says BOO)

What? You don't want to see it ruminated some more? We have to go over it thoroughly so we understand our enemy, or they'll cream us.

 

[JoeSparky]

What? You don't want to see it ruminated some more? We have to go over it thoroughly so we understand our enemy, or they'll cream us.

Ruminate it some more.... make it MOO!

 

[Superlite27]

What? You don't want to see it ruminated some more? We have to go over it thoroughly so we understand our enemy, or they'll cream us.

That's the best one I've herd yet. I dairy you to think up anything better.

 

[scorpioajr]

Just when you think it's safe to go back out into the fields..

 

[Citizen]

Hey! The undead zombie cow thread is back! Yaaaay!!

Its always fun to milk this thread for more humor!


(I don't want to hear any beef about that pun. It was a medium pun--it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.*)


*Credit to Statler and Waldorf of the Muppets for that joke.